“Hi, I'm Hugo … the multi-talented wheelchair-bound Staffie aka ‘GrowlyBear’, your host on this site and the online persona of my owner, Mike Allan. He's a decent guy and a talented web developer - and I'm not just saying that because he's feeds me, takes me out playing, and helps me go to the toilet everyday. Really. In fact, as soon as he can get around to it he'll post a link to the evidence in his résumé which proves it.
“In the meantime, if you've got something you'd like to do for your own online presence, use the button over there to shoot him an email. He'll be more than happy to talk about it with you, and chances are he can help out. If not, he knows a lot of people in this industry and he'll do his best to hook you up with someone who can.
“Aside from that, you should really take this opportunity to learn more about me … I'm quite a unique individual. ;-)
“Oh and don't worry, I don't really growl - I'm just talking Staffie … with irrepressible Staffie zeal, of course! Sure, it's a bit off-putting for new-comers, but every Staffie owner will recognize the language instantly. Hang around for a while and you'll speak it fluently in no time, too.”